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Sniper In Training |
hey guys,
A noob too, just wondering whether ive done it right. - Ive clicked on 'My Snipes' - Typed in Item no, max bid, wty etc... - And clicked 'Add' Is that all that is needed? It does come up with my item and on the 'ready' status. So does that mean it would bid in the last 5 or so seconds of the closing time? Thanks. James. |
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Sniper Deity |
Yes. Yes, but it can be the “or so”. |
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Rick steps in, quick as a flash, with the answer to the one question he's been asked many, many times before - is that it?
R2 |
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Sniper Deity |
You’ll have to excuse R2 - he had to shoot his girlfriend.
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Sniper In Training |
fair enough (didnt understand the girlfriend part) but thank you! :P
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Let me explain - Rick feels that, as he's been alone for, well, forever then all other humans should live in isolation with their only social intercourse via forums such as this. Anyone daring to 'hang out' with others should have their expectations adjusted by whatever means - murder seems acceptable in Rickland.
Oh well, back to Reality. R2 |
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Sniper Deity |
OK, R2 – I’ll marry you. But keep the gun handy.
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Suicide seems a better option - goodby cruel world!
R2 |
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Sniper Deity |
Hey, I said I’d marry you. How much more “social” can one get? AND, since I have a lot of major flaws, you’ll be able to devote your full time on just me instead of the rest of the world and keep yourself busy enough so as to not waste your valuable time on all that introspective crap. Seeing that my flaws ARE major, in both quality and quantity, it will put an end to your reputation as a nitpicking-flaw-finder (there may be some “out there” that think that).
For myself, with your flaw-finding assistance, I’ll become a better person (you’ve got your work cut out for you, but I know you can do it – you’ve already devoted your life to it). You’ll be doing me a big favor. True, it will be a loveless marriage, but that will happen with whoever you marry. It’s a win-win-win! (3rd “win” is any other potential R2-spouse) And, we still have the gun option. P.S. Questions (R2’s responses will weigh heavily on the outcome the gun option): 1) Your intercourse is “social”? 2) Regarding #1 – no law(s) against indecent exposure in England? 3) When you have intercourse, you “hang out”? 4) Regarding #3 - are you bragging? 5) Regarding #4 – so size IS important? |
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Sniper In Training |
I guess 'thats it'!
I won my product with the lead time of 5 seconds and couldnt have been done without the sniper! It was close cause a bidder made a bid within 16 secs to go, but I came through!!!! cheers dude. ch4n. |
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Sniper Deity |
You screwed up your suicide? Rule #1 (and this is important): put bullets in gun! After you’ve done that, let me know and I’ll give you a step-by-step. |
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Sniper Deity |
R2 - You still working on Rule #1? Didn’t mean to overcomplicate (Goggle meaning of “make it hard”) - it’s important you get this right. Too many redoes can play havoc on medical insurance premiums.
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