No idea what R**k said (he's on Ignore in R2 land) but I cannot believe that no-one from AS has sent me a cheque yet. This 1 second delay meant that I lost even though there was a higher proxy bid in place. Whatever! AS is to blame and where there's blame there's a claim. Just so there's no confusion here's a list of my demands:
Free snipes for life
A cheque to cover my losses
AOL to stop being an ISP
World peace
R**k to be nicer
I appreciate that many of these demands might seem extreme but I've had enough of these problems! As an AS user for nearly 50 years I have had no problems until now but this means that I am going to move to a tin-pot sniping company based in Nigeria who will better appreciate the loan of my eBay ID and password.
Based on the positioning of the last two items in your list (region2 does love his lists), I'm assuming the list is in sequence of likely to occur - items at the beginning of the list are more likely to occur?