No wonder security was concerned: Wal-Mart dressing rooms weren’t intended to stuff one’s turkey - it’s obvious by the lack of cranberry sauce. The other big possibility is that security mistook you for a shoplifter trying to steal some plumbing or gardening supplies.

To diminish an overactive libido (redundant phrase for males), create a mental image of the following:
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

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Jabber - I have to ask....what WERE you doing in the section that sells adhesive bra's...

I don't know where Jabber's Wallymart is, but in the one that I (very infrequently) go to; one has to practically go through that department to get anywhere else.

For the Brits (and Irish) reading this, I was reminded of Father Ted when he (and all the other priests) became 'trapped' in the World's Largest Lingerie Department and, fearing a massive scandal, when to desperate measures to escape un-noticed.


R2

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Posted February 05, 2005 08:17 PM
U know the ones I mean, they are advertised on TV. They appear on ebay constantly but suddenly disappear, must be something to do with copyright etc. Cannot find doing a search can anyone help?

Seize The Day

I haven't posted on here in ages, but I thought I would add what I found when I tried to do a search for this item...and, especially in view of Aussie Girl's sig, "Seize the Day", I thought it unusually relevant and funny:

Carpe Mammae! Seize the Breasts!

Nice to see you posting again!

Carpe Mammae! It's hard work, but someone has to do it.

Quite a Revelation for Father Ted!

Fredericks
Yup there are under bras, specialty styles. Page 2 has several types.

That was an impressive sight (no, that's not a misspelling).

Huh! Rick, what were you doing at that site???
Oh, I know. You wanted to know if I was telling the truth. Wellllll I wasn't always an old buzzard. That company's been around for a long time.

You’re right, Shop. I do like to check the accuracy of things that are posted on this forum. Normally I don’t spend so much time doing it, but I did get a little sidetracked. Not complaining, mind you.

Regarding your “old” comment, here’s something that only a geek like me would know – it appears that you and Mory** are the oldest forum members . I don’t think you’ll get any free snipes for that, but that piece of trivia has been rattling around unobstructed in my head for awhile so I thought I’d better post it before it caused me some internal damage.

**Mory was in Pacific Stars and Stripes in 1951.

Ok Rick. In 1951 I was sure enjoying HS Dances and the Prom. But I found Fredricks shortly there after. Sooooooo, been there, done that and enjoyed every minute.

By the way. I am so happy to have my poor little snipes back. I did miss them.

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In 1951 I was sure enjoying HS Dances and the Prom.

I did suspect that based on a comment you made about your husband being a retired baker and the number of years he had been baking.

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… and enjoyed every minute.

As did the guys around you.

Yes, the little snipes are back where they belong.

What happened to Aussie Girl? Didn't she say something about posting wedding pics?

Yes, she most certainly did. I feel a certain incompleteness without the pictures. Kind of like being left at the altar.

As a geeky point of interest, this thread has accounted for 9.3% of the total posts for the Items Wanted forum, although Picasso’s goat is making a strong comeback.

Maybe she is dieting first...before the pixs...or retouching the pixs?

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Originally posted by Serenity:
Maybe she is dieting first...before the pixs...or retouching the pixs?

I'm beginning to wonder.

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Posted Jun 7, 9:49 AM

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Originally posted by Serenity:
Maybe she is dieting first...before the pixs...or retouching the pixs? Big Grin

I'm beginning to wonder.

I'm not!

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Originally posted by Serenity:

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Posted Jun 7, 9:49 AM

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Originally posted by Serenity:
Maybe she is dieting first...before the pixs...or retouching the pixs? Big Grin

I'm beginning to wonder.

I'm not!

Why's that?

A lot has changed since this post!